Moritz Weber stuffed himself with Donuts from Dunkin Donuts.

The Toilet made a very weird noise, too weird. Very weird. Like someone was trying to glide through the pipes and being stuck after a few seconds. "What the-", the toilet splashed him, completelly unexpected and so suddenly.

But then Moritz saw a horrible sight. A woman was squeezing out of the toilet, but she didn't look like she was in pain. After a few seconds she was standing with him in the restroom, completely wet. "My name is Valentina Sammerguter and I'm a timetraveler." he was looking at her very perplexed.

"And why are you here?"

"Do you remember these special donuts at Dunkin's, that were available until last week? They were perfect! They were heaven inside my mouth and I wanna have them! Even if this story will be 15 books long, at the end! I WANNA HAVE THEM!", only now Moritz noticed that the woman was half a cyborg and therefore couldn't buy the donuts herself.

"I want you to travel back in time and buy these donuts!", she screamed at him almost with an incredible anger. And before Moritz could even do anything, Valentina squeezed him through the toilet. It felt like an eternity but at some point he noticed that he was standing in fornt of the Dunkin donuts-restaurant, one week ago. But in this time he existed twice, one time outside of the restaurant and the other time inside as his past-self.

It was the last donutspecial-box that he bought. But Moritz was stupid and he took out his pocket-calculator that morphed into a pocket-knife. He stabbed into the head of his past-self and he died aswell. There came Valentina out of a toilet and she shot the cashier. "Thanks for the two special-donut-boxes", she thanked the half-dead cashier.

"Shit, how do I get the boxes through the toilet?"

(inspired by "Rick and Morty")

-JL

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